Today's news:
Morning:
"The mate took so many bearings the other night that one of them was a seagull. There is a slight argument as to whether the cook is a dinner or tea cook. A WAG suggested a galley survey to find out the truth. They say the Chief Steward is jealous of the attention the cook is getting and is talking about cutting down the stores.
Tonight's news:
Owing to finance getting low, it is suggested for funds to buy more chalk. More news to come.
